My mates are all buying houses, having babies, popping the question & setting dates for weddings...I’m here trying to get rid of the #Dadbod & have a half decent body for #summer2018 🙈🙈💪🏻 #needtosortmylifeout 😂😂
When you leave everything to last minute as per usual, sometimes you're faced with fuckery such as hotel rooms for one night in Dubai being a minimum of £175 for a holiday inn room.... Or ball out with an extra £25 for The Le Meridien Royal Club Room. No brainer 🙌 Making the best of a bad situation, I'm sure I'll enjoy all seven hours I get to spend there before flying back to the desert. #LeMeridien#LeMeridienHotel#Dubai#LastMinute#NeedToSortMyLifeOut#IsAprilHereYet#Broke
Well today can suck my fuckin dick!!!! Possible sepsis, ECG trace abnormal showing signs of someone who would be having a heart attack, found out my potassium is in the 1’s again and I’m on a heart monitor and drips, antibiotic fluids and potassium .... and to top it off I’ve got 2 open bed sore wounds which I wasn’t really planning on getting looked at but hmmmm full body MOT so fuck it I’ll be on a pressure mattress for my admission on ICU wards xoxo
I wish this was the case.😂😂 did not think my life would be like this At 25. Why is it when your young you think everything would off been alot better. #shittogether #young #shit #needtosortmylifeout#2018?lolyeahright
I totally screwed up and missed the deadline to get cards ordered of Camden's school artwork. Thought I got away with it until he picked up a pack of Xmas gift cards and asked if we could get them because he didn't have any 😢 - total mummy fail. 😭
Then a few days later on the way home from school he said he was the only one who didn't have any cards. I felt like the most terrible mother in the world especially when I had no idea where the artwork was at home! Ffs! Our house is chaos.
Anyway I've fished it out and thankfully been able to submit a late order, so of course I've gone mad and ordered a shit load of cards and mugs. Mummy save or what?!? 👏🎉 I just hope I know enough people to send them too!!
Sound familiar or am I the only one? .
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